I like this

fastpuck:

sometimes i check my messages on dA and i have like

98 fucking messages

and it’s all favorites

from one person

they’re not even watching me or anything

they just favorited half my gallery and left

and they’re like 14

and i’m sitting there like

w h a t . .  . ..

it gets annoying clicking that x so many fuckin times

sometimes i actually wish there were different levels of internet that you have to graduate from in order to be allowed to hang out on the grown ups’ internet

it’d be merit-based so there’s no graduation by age alone 

if a 12 year old can conduct herself better than the 23 year old asshat who half-successfully trolls people on fanart-central as a hobby, she gets to use the grown up internet

if an 18 year old still hasn’t learned how to not use chatspeak when filling out a job application, he is going to be stuck on the children’s internet forever

and you can be banned from grown up internet if you start acting like a douche 

so if youre 31 and you get into an argument with somebody about an inherently useless topic, and you start tossing around immature slurs and get butthurt about being wrong instead of either conceding or agreeing to disagree, guess what you go back to children’s internet until you learn to behave

sigh

if only….

Forever reblog <3